Just having the name Satan must be hard to have. What kind of parent calles their son Satan? Think of the teasing that this guy got as a kid? But still is satan just a misunderstood person, just off his game, insane, misplaced into society when he should be in a facility? With governments unwillingness to protect these people who obviously need some help, they are just to dangerous, to the general population and to themself’s. But that is assuming that these people are insane. What if they are not? Maybe they are just the kind of legions of doom unleashed on the world from the depths of hell. I have, and do say ” they” only because there has been several stories about satan and his minions doing goolish things on the unsuspecting public populations of the world. Or is this kind of thing just the actions and reactions by normal people around Halloween time?
If this was just a Halloween time prank, them this guy should have laid off the liquid libations a bit. That gives me some relief. Just drunk people claiming to be satan is better than some crazed guys who are calming to be satan. Just to do evil things they hope to get away with doing. On the other hand. If this is satan for real (Wink, Wink ,nod, nod) then what happen to him to have fallen this far from being a total bad ass! Yes the fear of stain as a kid was that he was totally evil!!!! He could suck the good out of you, just to leave a shell of your soul much like a dried prune. Devoid of any goodness in you! But for this to be satan is questionable? For satan to be a total bad ass, wielding a full bladder, and a limp wiener, doesn’t say total bad ass to me! For satan allowing himself to get caught, as well offering up the excuse to what he did and is accused of as ” She was hot!” Quoted by satan is just lame. What happen to soul sucking thing, or the exorcist type of position of the soul, just to put fear into the police officers minds who are responding? Instea
d of this would be false satan said ” He hoped to steal a truck by starting the truck with his penis.” Hope this guy stay’s away from electrical wall outlets! But then if this is the best hell can produce, for their celebrations, let the power outages begin. Trick or treat has a new mascot. Kids don’t try his costume for your Halloween outings. You will have much less explaining to do later on! Happy Halloween!
Police: ‘Satan’ peed on house, rang doorbell, exposed self – News Story – KIRO Seattle.