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Men and Fregrence shops!


Ladies ! Can we talk for a moment? Have you ever considered that men don’t like fragrance shops all that much! It is true! What do they have in them that will appeal to a man? Besides the obolus Women! What else do they have, that may bring out the interest of men to say ” Oh Ya! Got to have that!” So what is it?

I recently went to one of these shops with my wife and noticed some thing interesting. There was basically two to three kinds of men going into this shop. Yes there were the kind of men who just went into the shop for a quick gift buying spree for his woman. But besides that what kind of man goes into this kind of shop?

1) The kind of man like me, going into the shop with his woman, to pick out a new fragrance oil for the home. Ladies like to use the oil burners that also give out stronger fragrances to the home than candles do. They ( the oil burners ) fragrances last longer than candles when burned. So picking those fragrances out together is important. No one wishes to come home, something that is smelling overly strong, or is a revolting to the senses. The his and hers scents of what they like is best discovered together in one of these shops rather than by bad experiences in the home. Guys this also saves some money, and gives her, the women of your life the security through doing something to together in the relationship, the impression that you care. Not that you do not care, but that you care about the smell of the home.

2) The guy that gets dragged into the shop by his over baring woman of his current relationship. Hell bent on finding a new scent!  This man always look like the guy that is tariffed, as being out of his element completely. Much like a fish out of water. He doesn’t care much about the smell of anything in this shop. As scents are being waved by his nose he smells them but they have all blended into one overpowering over clean smell. Do you smell the citrus? The lavender? The apple? The cinnamon? The…… Quit all ready my nose has been burned out! I can’t smell anything any more. He is thinking by now I’m sure! But she keeps on with the testing. The facial impressions of this guy, that he is giving out is more a look of frustration, and is just fun to be observing, if not funny as this plays out.

3) But then there is the guy or man who is also getting dragged into the shop that is looking as if he isn’t going to like it at all. But his body language is telling a different story. This man is doing all of the same things that the men in example number 2 would be doing, but this guy is trying to go to the stronger scents in the shop. You can tell by his ladies reactions to the scents found there. She shakes her head no! Her face makes the kind of face that says ” You got to be kidding me!” But the guy is smiling, or even laughing. So what gives? I’m thinking. Going to the same place in the shop I try these scents for my self. Way to strong for any guy, or man, or any men that still wish to be manly I find out the hard way. So what could make a man who really doesn’t want to be there, look like he is enjoying himself?

Siting out side of this shop I get a chance to talk to one of these men that was as described in the number three example. I say ” Good smelly stuff in there, but a little strong for me.”

“Ya ! I know what you’re saying there.” He replied. giving me no real additions of his opinions to this shop.

“So did you decide on the scents you both like to have?” Asking but still trying to pick his brain.

” She can do it for both of us. She is good at that. I just go in there for a while to make her happy and so she thinks…….” our conversation was interrupted by his girl coming out of the shop. Not looking happy at all!

“You jerk! If I ever catch you farting in the shop again when I’m In there with you!” She cut herself off short. I was just laughing  at the whole thing as I was over hearing her! She grabbed him by the arm and pulled him along down the road! Much like a bull on a leash with that ring through his nose, pulling him by it, to get away from my laughing at them.

My conclusion is, the man who is smiling in the shop of fragrances and seems like he enjoying him self, is only relieving himself of excess gas! My only confusion in all of this is, just what kind of noses, do women have, to be able to smell those rosy farts in the over powering smells of the house of fragrances!?

Just saying Who ever is smiling in a crowded room is the person who has found a way to blame it on someone else, or found the ultimate coverup for himself!!

All the best!

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About mindwarpfx

the truth has no agenda! a mind is a terrible thing to waste! not to pass on a smile that you receive from someone else is a missed opportunity and a lost moment to make a difrence in someone's life! To have choices made for you is to be held captive, to choose, is the first steps in freedom, to except responsibility is to fly and be free to experience life!

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One thought on “Men and Fregrence shops!

  1. I draw the line at candle shops. I enjoy smelling candles that have the same scent as cake or cookie dough. But once spray bottles get involved I lose my cool.

    Posted by mooselicker | October 13, 2011, 2:18 pm

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