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Cats! Rats! Brats! Drugs of…?


Have you all wondered about big pharma (big drug companies), and why they have never looked in the drug delivery system in cats! Yes you are reading the words correctly. CATS! They have to be on drugs. No other way to explain it! Talking about the domestic ones, not the cats or big cats of the wild verity. Domestic cats can sleep for what seem like 14 to 23 hours a day, They can space out on a wall for what seems like an eternity, all the while hoping for some kind of movement of a shadow… or who knows. They can and will play with their food, even if you starve them for a while and then let a mouse loose! Ya you’re right, they will play with it. They will also play with their tails like it is the first time they have seen it! They will jump, and run for all it is worth like a drag racer off the starting line, running for …… that’s right there is never a finish line for the cat, because when they stop they have the surprised look of ” What? Was I running again? So what’s it to you?” then off once agen. All most as sudden as it has started the cat / drug addict crashes and burns,(sleeping like they were partying for days) but no! 1 to 2 hours at best.

Sounds like a drug right! Wired and running for no reason, seeing something and barely recognizing it,playing with their food. (Okay that one we will let slide. Food play is some fun if ……. Well (skip! Note to self!)) Then crashing ,and sleeping like the dead. Just how does the cat go from “I’m so sleepy, and I’m going to close.. what! What! Was that! See ya! Got to run!

Yes it is the drug delivery system in the cats brain. You are just now coming up to speed with me, right?

With a drug delivery system  like in cats, why would we need alarm clocks? Why would we need coffee makers or even coffee ? Why would we need to buy thousands of dollars worth of entertainment? Why would we need ambition to get what we wish for? We could have the same drugs, like the cat! I mean run like hell after it, and get it, and play with it, like the cat and mouse. Point is we would run after it like the drag racer, non stop just full throttle baby! No coffee required!

Why have not big drug makers of our time at least looked into it? just why the cat is like that, what chemicals stimulate the brain so the body would act? Can we make it possible? Look at the good we could do with the drugs that would come out of the research! On the sleep thing, like instant sleep drug, that the cat has and does. We could give this to prisoners in prison. Never would we have to have a riot again,  we could save money because we do not need that many guards, if they are sleeping like cats! Law enforcement could use the drug of sleep on crowd control and rioters, and those that were amp’ed up a little too much on the drag racer drug of ambition as well. Little old lady’s could have slept drug in a can like mace, for the (mother mugger thug’s) that are up to no good!

I know you’re saying that some people already are running around looking like they just saw their own tails for the first time, they need no more stimulation. Right? But for entertainment, drag racer drug! Just a small amount would be great for us. Just pull up a park bench ring side seat, and  see how dizzy they will get before the sleep drug kicks in.

Well it is fun just thinking about the possibility’s, and or why cat’s act like that. I still think it is a drug delivery system in their brains giving them just some of this, and some of that. It could be fun for some, it would control the rats, and interesting and fun to look how it would affect the brats. But in the end it would be more of the same! DRUGS ARE NOT GOOD FOR YOU!!!

I will stick with COFFEE!

disclaimer; No cats,rat, mice, brats, no one was starved or mistreated, in or around the observation of cats and people in the weighting in of this piece. imagination was the only influence!

all the best!

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the truth has no agenda! a mind is a terrible thing to waste! not to pass on a smile that you receive from someone else is a missed opportunity and a lost moment to make a difrence in someone's life! To have choices made for you is to be held captive, to choose, is the first steps in freedom, to except responsibility is to fly and be free to experience life!

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